I was pulling into the parking lot today to take Ninja to martial arts. I pulled in gingerly next to this big white truckosaurus type truck. Ninja remarks that the truck belongs to his teacher, to him is part superhero, part deity. For me and every other woman in striking range, he's just all eye candy.
Anyhow, Ninja says "You don't want to hit his car mommy, he's a black belt!"
Very good son, I have taught you well.